Guys, Here Are 9 Very Good Reasons Why You Aren’t Having More Sex

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If you’ve ever wondered why you’re not getting more sex, you’ve probably already blamed it on all those “stuck-up biatches” out there. You’re wrong. It’s you. Women love sex just as much as men. Maybe even more, if that’s possible. But (unlike us) they CAN be very picky. Especially if you fall into these 9 typical jerk stereotypes. So, clean up your act (and your Man Cave) and start getting laid more. Starting… NOW!
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Your Arrogance

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Your Arrogance

Your mom was wrong. You’re NOT the most special person in the world. Nobody is. Except for the babe you’re trying to nail…
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Your ‘Sweet’ Talk

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Your ‘Sweet’ Talk

Calling her breasts “jelly donuts” and telling her you want to “motorboat all the way to Dunkin’ Bay” usually lands like a dead fish on the dock. Learn how to soften up the smack talk and you might just get some ring time…
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Your Big Mouth

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Your Big Mouth

Bragging about yourself all the time gets boring. Especially if it’s all BS. Women can see right through it, and, in fact, will actually hold back sex from even the hottest guy if he can’t keep it zipped. Mostly…
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Your Kissing

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Your Kissing

Nothing makes a woman quiver more than a sweet, soulful kiss. If you don’t have enough real-life experience, read a book. Her lips are not the bottom of a bag of Nachos…
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Your Dirty Apartment

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Your Dirty Apartment

Most women are really turned off by guys whose only real creative talent is making dirt. Buy a vacuum and a mop and NEVER leave the house without thinking today just might be your lucky day…
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Your Dog

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Your Dog

Or, worse… your cat. It’s not so much the animal. It’s how much attention you pay to it. Remember, women are people too…
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Your Toys

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Your Toys

There comes a time when every boy becomes a man and has to leave his toys behind. And, let’s face it, they’re nowhere near as fun to play with as HER toys…
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Your Snacks

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Your Snacks

There’s no bigger turnoff when you’re going in for the kill than having Blimpie Breath. With a side order of onion rings. Try a fresh garden salad once in a while and, remember, there are better things to do with the Salami…
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And, Finally…

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And, Finally…

Your Hygiene. Even a serial killer showers now and then, even if it is in somebody else’s house. If you really want to have a shot at getting laid, bathe every day. And, for God’s sake – always have some breath mints handy. And some pepper spray…
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